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   Janeane Garofalo

General Information
Date of Birth: September 28th, 1964 in Newton, New Jersey.
Height: 5'1"
Other facts: Janeane has 12 tattoos, some in places she won't show to strangers and she is a vegetarian.


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   My Thoughts
I've seen Janeane in a great variety of movies, and have always been facsinated by her. She's just one of those people who grow on you - and fast! She's got this great way with herself on screen, and of course... great voice. Don't they all? Well most of the people I'm into do anyways. Though she's always sparked my interest, I had never really known anything about the real Janeane, so I thought that this would be the perfect opportunity for myself to learn about her.



Southland Tales (2005) -
Shorties Watchin' Shorties (2004) - Herself in episodes:
--"Episode 105" (episode 1.5)
--"Episode 101" (episode 1.1)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (2004) - Herself in episode:
--"Show #2695" (episode 12.199)
The King of Queens (2004) - Trish Flintoff in episode:
--"Cheap Saks" (episode 6.15)
The Belzer Connection (2003) - Herself (Con) in episode:
--"Majestic 12" (episode 1.2)
King of the Hill (2003)(TV) - Sheila in episode:
--"Night and Deity" (episode 7.21)
Jimmy Kimmel Live (2003)(TV) - Co-host in episodes:
--"Episode 17" (episode 1.17)
--"Episode 18" (episode 1.18)
--"Episode 19" (episode 1.19)
--"Episode 20" (episode 1.20)
--"Episode 21" (episode 1.21)
Dinner for Five (2003)(TV) - Herself in episode:
--"David Byrne, Dave Eggers, Janeane Garofalo, Joe Pantoliano" (episode 2.5)
The View (2001 - 2003)(TV) - Herself/Guest Co-Host in episodes:
--"November 30, 2001" (episode 4.79)
--"December 6, 2002" (episode 6.67)
--"May 1, 2003" (episode 6.158)
Comic Remix (2002)(TV) - Herself in episodes:
--"Episode #111" (episode 1.11)
--"Episode #103" (episode 1.3)
Love, Hate and Joy (2002)(TV) - Herself in episode:
--"Janeane Garafalo (Dating)" (episode 1.1)
Big Trouble (2002) [buy me] - Monica Ramiro
Martin & Orloff (2002) - Hairdresser
The Laramie Project (2002) [buy me] - Catherine Connoley
Primetime Glick (2001) [buy me] - Herself in episode:
--"Janeane Garofalo and John Salley" (episode 1.4)
The Search for John Gissing (2001) - Linda Barnes
Wet Hot American Summer (2001) [buy me] - Beth
Strangers with Candy (2000)(TV) - Cassie Pines in episodes:
Season Two: [buy me]
--"The Goodbye Guy" (episode 2.4)
--"The Last Temptation of Blank" (episode 2.20)
Sammy (2000)(TV) - Voice of Emily Blake in episode:
--"Sammy Makes Amends" (episode 1.2)
Dennis Miller Live (2000)(TV) - Herself in episode:
--"Human Nature" (episode 7.13)
Late Show with David Letterman (1993 - 2000)(TV) - Guest/Guest Host in episodes:
--"Show #0026" (episode 1.26)
--"Show #0234" (episode 2.15)
--"Show #0441" (episode 3.2)
--"Show #0504" (episode 3.65)
--"Show #0576" (episode 3.137)
--"Show #1021" (episode 5.159)
--"Show #1214" (episode 6.149)
--"Show #GH5" (episode 7.105)
Intimate Portrait (2000)(TV) - Herself in episode:
--"Madeline Kahn" (episode 6.15)
The Sopranos (2000)(TV) - Zephyr in episode:
Season Two: [buy me]
--"D-Girl" (episode 2.7)
Steal This Movie! (2000) [buy me] - Anita Hoffman
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000) [buy me] - Minnie Mogul
Titan A.E. (a.k.a. "Titan: After Earth", 2000) [buy me] - Voice of Stith
What Planet Are You From? (2000) [buy me] - Nervous Woman on Plane
The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn (1999)(TV) - Herself in episode:
--"9/24/1999" (episode 1.13)
Mad About You (1999) - Mabel in episodes:
--"The Final Frontier: Part One" (episode 7.21)
--"The Final Frontier: Part Two" (episode 7.22)
Felicity (1998 - 1999) - Voice of Sally Reardon (uncredited) in episodes:
Season One: [buy me]
--"Pilot" (episode 1.1)
--"Hot Objects" (episode 1.3)
--"Boggled" (episode 1.4)
--"Spooked" (episode 1.5)
--"Cheating" (episode 1.6)
--"Drawing the Line: Part Two" (episode 1.8)
--"Thanksgiving" (episode 1.9)
--"Finally" (episode 1.10)
--"Gimme an O!" (episode 1.11)
--"Friends" (episode 1.12)
--"Todd Mulcahy: Part Two" (episode 1.14)
--"Love and Marriage" (episode 1.15)
200 Cigarettes (1999) [buy me] - Ellie
Can't Stop Dancing (1999) - Belinda Peck
Dogma (1999) [buy me] - Liz
Mystery Men (1999) [buy me] - The Bowler
The Bumblebee Flies Anyway (1999) [buy me] - Dr. Marie Harriman
The Minus Man (1999) [buy me] - Ferrin
Thick as Thieves (1999) [buy me] - Anne
The Simpsons (1998)(TV) - Voice of Herself in episode:
--"The Last Temptation of Krust" (episode 9.15)
Clay Pigeons (1998) [buy me] - Agent Shelby
Dog Park (1998) [buy me] - Jeri
Half Baked (1998) [buy me] - I'm Only Creative When I Smoke Smoker
Permanent Midnight (1998) [buy me] - Jana Farmer
The Thin Pink Line (1998) - Joyce Wintergarden-Dingle
Law & Order (1997)(TV) - Greta Heis in episodes:
--"D-Girl: Part One" (episode 7.15)
--"Showtime: Part Three" (episode 7.17)
Home Improvement (1997)(TV) - Tina in episode:
--"A Funny Valentine" (episode 6.16)
Cop Land (1997) [buy me] - Deputy Cindy Bretts
Romy & Michele's High School Reunion (1997) [buy me] - Heather Mooney
The Matchmaker (1997) [buy me] - Marcy Tizard
Touch (1997) [buy me] - Kathy Worthington
Space Ghost Coast to Coast (1996)(TV) - Herself in episode:
--"Late Show" (episode 3.12)
Seinfeld (1996)(TV) - Jeannie Steinman in episodes:
--"The Invitations" (episode 7.24)
--"The Foundation" (episode 8.1)
Ellen (1996)(TV) - Chloe in episode:
--"Two Mammograms and a Wedding" (episode 3.22)
Dennis Miller Live (1996)(TV) - Herself in episode:
--"The Importance of Looks" (episode 3.8)
Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (1996)(TV) - Herself in episode:
--"Drinky the Drunk Guy" (episode 2.6)
Kids In The Hall: Brain Candy (a.k.a. "Brain Candy", "The Drug", 1996) - Woman at party (scene cut)
Larger Than Life (1996) [buy me] - Mo
Sweethearts (1996) - Jasmine
The Cable Guy (1996) [buy me] - Medieval Waitress
The Truth About Cats and Dogs (1996) [buy me] - Abby Barnes

TV Nation (1995) - Herself (Correspondent)
Mr. Show with Bob and David (1995) -???Character unknown??? in episode:
Season One: [buy me]
--"What to Think" (episode 1.2)
NewsRadio (1995)(TV) - Nancy in episode:
Season One: [buy me]
--"Sweeps Week" (episode 1.7)
Duckman (1995)(TV) - Voice of Moonbeam in episode:
--"The Germ Turns" (episode 2.6)
Bye Bye, Love (1995) [buy me] - Lucille
Cold Blooded (a.k.a. "The Reluctant Hitman", 1995) [buy me] - Honey
I Shot A Man In Vegas (a.k.a. "I Shot A Man In Reno", 1995) [buy me] - Gale
Now and Then (1995) [buy me] - Wiladene
Tales of the City (1994) - Woman in Bar in episode:
Season One: [buy me]
--"Tales of the City: Part Five" (episode 1.5)
Reality Bites (1994) [buy me] - Vickie Miner
Suspicious (1994) - Woman
The Ben Stiller Show (1992)(TV) - Regular Performer in episodes: Season One: [buy me]
--"The Premiere" (episode 1.1)
--"With Bobcat Goldthwait" (episode 1.2)
--"With James Doohan (Scotty)" (episode 1.3)
--"On Melrose Avenue" (episode 1.4)
--"With Colin Quinn" (episode 1.5)
--"With Sarah Jessica Parker" (episode 1.6)
--"With Rob Morrow" (Not confirmed) (episode 1.7)
--"With Gary Shandling" (Not confirmed) (episode 1.8)
--"With Flea" (episode 1.9)
--"With Dennis Miller" (episode 1.10)
--"At the Beach" (episode 1.11)
--"The Last Fox Episode" (episode 1.12)
--"The Lost Ben Stiller Show" (Not confirmed) (episode 1.13)
The Larry Sanders Show (1992 - 1997)(TV) - Paula in episodes:
--???Unknown number of episodes???
Late for Dinner (1991) [buy me] - Counter girl
Kiko's Delivery Service (a.k.a. "Majo no takkyubin", 1989) [buy me] - Voice of Ursula
Saturday Night Live (1975)(TV) - Herself in episodes:
--"Steve Martin/Eric Clapton" (episode 368)
--"Marisa Tomei/Bonnie Raitt" (episode 369)
--"John Travolta/Seal" (episode 370)
--"Dana Carvey/Edie Brickell" (episode 371)
--"Sarah Jessica Parker/R.E.M." (episode 372)
--"John Turturro/Tom Petty" (episode 373)
--"Roseanne/Green Day" (episode 374)
--"Alec Baldwin/Beastie Boys" (episode 375)
--"George Foreman/Hole" (episode 376)
--"Jeff Daniels/Luscious Jackson" (episode 377)
--"David Hyde Pierce/Live" (episode 378)
--"Bob Newhart/Des'ree" (episode 379)
--"Deion Sanders/Bon Jovi" (episode 380)
--"George Clooney/The Cranberries" (episode 381)
Last Call with Carson Daly (???Year unknown???)(TV) - Herself in episode:
--???Unknown number of episodes???
The Adventures of Pete and Pete (???Year unknown???)(TV) - Ms. Brackett in episode:
--"X=Why?" (episode 2.12)
Tough Crowd (???Year unknown???)(TV) - Herself in episode:
--???Unknown number of episodes???

   Past Polls
Which character was your favorite?
Abby Barnes - The Truth About Cats and Dogs (100%)

What attracted you to the actor?
Other (57%)
Appearance (29%)
Acting Skills (14%)

Janeane Garofalo seems like she'd be a good...
Girlfriend (56%)
Sibling (11%)
Friend (11%)
Co-worker (11%)
Other (11%)
-She'd be a helluva short term affair.
-I think shes hot!


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